“jordanXjealousy?
That’s your screen name?”
“Yeah! A few
people I went to high school with made their Myspace display names as these
hardcore sounding alliteration names, so I just turned mine into my screen
name.”
“Ha, okay.
So the real question then is are you a jealous person?”
“Psh, no.”
Question: is
it still lying if you are just unaware if something is true?
That was a
conversation I had right at the beginning of my college career. Obviously, it
had to be some time ago since I discussed Myspace like it was a commonly
accepted thing to have. I really didn’t consider myself a jealous person. I
mean, I grew up in church. I knew it was wrong to be jealous or bitter or
anything like that. Me? I wasn’t jealous. I was just happy as could be. I
honestly believed that.
I like Kathy
Griffin. Okay, yes, fine, go ahead and boo me, stop reading my blog, and send
me nasty messages about how horrible of a person I am. I get it; a lot of
people don’t like her. I didn’t even know who she was until a friend posted on Facebook
like five years ago about going to see her and showed a video from when she saw
Kathy perform. I’m always looking for new comedians to watch, so my curiosity
got the best of me, and I genuinely thought she was funny. I know she has some
jokes out there that are a little “inappropriate” to say the least, but that
aside, there is one thing I can really appreciate about Kathy Griffin. That
thing is her honesty. It’s no secret that she is dying to climb to the top of
the fame ladder, and she will pretty much do whatever it takes to get there.
One time, Kathy was nominated for an Emmy Award for her TV show, and she did
not win it. She admitted that she knew it was an honor to be nominated and she
should be happy, but she admitted, “I’m bitter.”
This is me
confessing it too. I’m bitter.
No, not that
Kathy lost her Emmy Award (she won two Emmys for the show at other points
anyway). I’m bitter about things in my own life, and I always have been.
I can write
this next part knowing that she knows this full well as we have talked about
it, but I was INSANELY jealous of my best friend that I had through junior high
and high school. She was a very talented musically. She won our school’s talent
competition our freshmen year when she played piano. She was even voted most
musical for our senior superlatives. She received a lot of attention from guys,
and she was really smart. I envied her so much, and I didn’t even realize it. I
tried so hard to be musically talented, and I wanted nothing more than to go
into something music related. It just wasn’t me. I understood the theory behind
music really well, but for some reason could not translate that to an
instrument or my voice. I did not receive much male attention. In fact the only
“long term” relationship I had in high school was with a guy who didn’t even
live in the same state as me, and I at one time, convinced myself if he did
somehow get to see me on a regular basis, we wouldn’t have been together. I was
nominated for several senior superlatives, and my best friend, nominated for
two (the other we were actually both nominated for together because it was the
“best friends” superlative, and therefore, I was positive I was the reason she
lost that one or else she could have won it). I didn’t win one single one of them,
which in reality, is really okay I guess. I’m sure if I would have won
something, someone in the WBHS 2008 class would be complaining about how I
didn’t deserve it. I only say this because my friends from high school and I
shamefully do this. It’s literally embarrassing to know high school stuff can
still get to you sometimes.
My best
friend wasn’t the only person I envied. Any girl that was prettier, more
talented, more successful, more liked, fit into a smaller shoe size, or what
was an instant target of my jealously. I know this because I spent so much time
in class daydreaming if I could only be like Lauren or Gina or Tara.
I could
almost argue it got worse in college. Girls that made friends easier than I
did? Jealous. Girls got engaged even though I was in a relationship longer?
Jealous (this one thankfully faded by the time my junior year rolled around).
Girls got nominated for awards or became RAs? Jealous. Perhaps the worst was
the fact that we were still doing freaking homecoming court! Good God, I
thought that nightmare of never being picked would be gone in high school, but
it wasn’t. Jealous. Bitter. Angry. Whatever you call it.
Well, I’ve
about brought you up to date, and I bet you’re expecting a big old turn around
about how I’m not bitter anymore. What would I have to be bitter about? I went
off and got my master’s degree before I even turned 23 years old. I’ve
maintained my faith with God and my spiritual walk is at an all time peak. I’m
getting ready to get married. Just what on earth could I be bitter about?
Everything.
On Mother’s
Day, I was pretty freaking bitter. I didn’t like seeing all of the Facebook
status updates about how great of a mother everyone had. I didn’t like seeing
the pictures or the flowers or anything. Mother’s Day is usually always hard
for me because my mother is gone, but this being the first one without my
grandma either made it all the much harder. And I think I was even more pissed
off that no one seemed to care. Or maybe people did care, and I was just too
blocked by my own negativity to see compassion. Isn’t that just horrible? Can’t
I just be happy for people? Oh sure. I even texted a few people I had come to
see as mother figures in my life on Mother’s Day. In fact, I think I put on a
smile and made sure no one noticed.
It doesn’t
stop there. I wanted to stay in Lexington so bad. I love my church here. I
didn’t really want to have to go through a transition phase again. I REALLY
didn’t want to move back to Ohio. But here I am, applying to jobs in Ohio,
planning where my furniture is going to go, and such. I guess this wouldn’t be
so bad if I didn’t see other friends I graduated with somehow getting jobs down
here, while I am struggling to hear back from jobs despite sending out
applications like crazy (which means I am now sucking it up and taking the
social work licensing exam to open up even more job opportunities).
I want to be
happy for my friends. I really do. I want to be genuinely happy for everyone
and their accomplishments and the fact that they’re happy. But really, it is so
hard sometimes. I feel like I am forcing myself to be happy for my friends,
instilling the most half-hearted celebration I can muster.
When in
reality, I feel like doing the same thing Joseph Gordon-Levitt did to Zooey
Deschanel in the movie of 500 Days of
Summer.
Somehow
though, I miraculously pull off this half-hearted “I’m so happy for you” phrase
to everyone when they achieve something. I was into this band called The Used
when I was fifteen. They had this one song called “I’m a Fake” which really
essentially just repeated the song title a lot. Don’t look this song up, it’s
bad. Really. While listening to this song, every time, I couldn’t help but feel
like the song was really about me. Like I was the fake one. The fake one that
always pretended to be happy when in reality, I was crushed.
This is the
most shameful thing I have written. I’m embarrassed to even admit I could be
this insensitive of a person. I write this with full knowledge that sometimes
“this is the way the cookie crumbles” and so I am in no way asking for sympathy
or pity. I write this because if we could all be real for just one moment,
maybe we’re fake too. I imagine in a society that pushes for success so much
that I can’t be the only person that has ever felt so jealous. I imagine we all
have things that we pretend don’t exist or don’t bother us. Or even worse, like
me, you didn’t even realize how much it was eating at you.
I am
constantly trying to remind myself to not compare myself to others, but to God’s
standards. For the first time ever in my life, I felt called to read a specific
book in the Bible just the other night: Acts (which may be another story for
another day). Today, a verse caught my eye:
“But
Peter and the apostles replied, ‘We must obey God rather than human
authority.’”- Acts 5:29 (NLT)
Reading it
in its context, the apostles are on trial because the Sadducces were,
coincidentally enough, filled with jealousy because of the apostles’ works. The
court officials tell the apostles that they need to stop preaching in the name
of Jesus. This verse was their response.
The human
authority they spoke of was the rules that others dictated. I think that kind
of relates back to what I am saying. Maybe for us, well for me, the human
authority is the rules that others/society dictate. This push for success. To
be better and achieve. To accomplish. To, in a sense, always be striving. And
really, I don’t want to live a life where I have to push and never be
satisfied. In fact, this whole Christianity thing I signed onto talks about how
we no longer need to strive.
“Jesus
replied, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never be hungry
again. Whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.”- John 6:35 (NLT)
I signed on
for this: a love that satisfies and reminds me that I am more than a life of
striving to look for something that has already been given to me.
So, I am not
staying in Lexington. I’m not getting a job as soon as I would have liked. I
didn’t get a picture with a fancy title in a yearbook that is sitting on
someone’s shelf serving as some sort of bookend. I didn’t get a little crown
that would have probably given me a headache before the night was over. And
that’s okay. Really. Because none of these things are required of me in God’s kingdom
to be considered successful. In fact, what is required of me to be successful
starts with loving God and loving my neighbor as myself. And let’s be honest, I
would be happy if I got a job in Lexington (or anywhere really). I would be
happy if I got an award or something.
Therefore,
if I haven’t congratulated you on landing that job, congrats my friend. You
deserve it. If I haven’t ever said, “Hey! Super proud of you for getting that
award,” then, please imagine me saying it now. If I never said one word about
you getting on homecoming court/prom court, please put on your dress again so I
can see just how lovely you were for a second time. Seriously, dear friends, I
am so happy for you, and I am so sorry I never told you sooner.
For the
record, if anyone wants to know the superlatives I got nominated for they were
best personality, nicest, most dependable, worst car, best eyes, best friends,
and biggest flirt (that one was a joke). Looking back on it, really there is
only one I am still upset I didn’t win.
I totally
had the worst car.